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-The Hydra, also known as the Lernean Hydra, was a Greek mythological serpent with nine heads. Each time a head was cut off, two new heads sprouted in its place. One of the Hydra's heads was immortal while the others weren't. This giant serpent possessed poisonous breath in addition to poisonous blood. Its lair was the lake of Lerna in the Argolid. Beneath the lake was an entrance to the [[Underworld]], which the Hydra guarded. The hydra was the offspring of [[Typhon ]] and [[Echidna]]. It was slain by [[Heracles ]] and [[Iolaus]].
+The HYdra, also known as H=Gay-us hypernicus, was a second poop of the fathers section<span style="font-size:18px;">The Second Labour of Heracles was a gay movement that people followed as an excuse to be fuckin freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </span>
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-'''Heracles''' (or his Roman name '''"Hercules"''' he is more commonly known as) was the son of [[Zeus]] and the mortal[[File:H&H.jpg|thumb]] princess [[Alcmene]], step-son of prince Amphitryon. When he was born, Hera was so jealous of his mother that she sent two serpents to strangle the infant. Instead, since he had the strength of the gods, Heracles killed the snakes.
+'''Heracles''' (or his Roman name '''"Hercules"''' he is more commonly known as) was the son of [[Zeus]] and the mortal[[File:H&H.jpg|thumb]] princess [[Alcmene]], step-son of prince [[Amphitryon]]. When he was born, Hera was so jealous of his mother that she sent two serpents to strangle the infant. Instead, since he had the strength of the gods, Heracles killed the snakes.
 == In Greek Mythology ==
 ===Birth===
-Heracles was the great grandson of the hero [[Perseus]] , king of Mycenae, by nature of being step son of Amphitryon, son of Alcaeus, son of Perseus. However, his cousin Eurystheus' mother (Nicippe) was also in labour at the same time as Alcmene, his own mother. Whoever was born first would be King of Mycenae. Heracles was going to be born first, however, [[Hera]] sent the goddes of childbirth, [[Eileithyia|Eilytheia]] to Earth to prevent this. Eilytheia was spotted prolonging the labour of Alcmene by a maid, who screamed and interuppted the goddess' concentration. As a result, the labour pain was reduced, Heracles was born and the maid was turned into a weasel by Eilytheia. However, Eurystheus' birth was announced first and so he became king.
+Heracles was the great grandson of the hero [[Perseus]] , king of [[Mycenaeans|Mycenae]], by nature of being step son of [[Amphitryon]], son of [[Alcaeus]], son of Perseus. However, his cousin [[Eurystheus]]' mother ([[Nicippe]]) was also in labour at the same time as Alcmene, his own mother. Whoever was born first would be King of Mycenae. Heracles was going to be born first, however, [[Hera]] sent the goddes of childbirth, [[Eileithyia|Eilytheia]] to Earth to prevent this. Eilytheia was spotted prolonging the labour of Alcmene by a maid, who screamed and interuppted the goddess' concentration. As a result, the labour pain was reduced, Heracles was born and the maid was turned into a weasel by Eilytheia. However, Eurystheus' birth was announced first and so he became king.
 ===Twelve Labours===
 When Heracles grew up, he married and had two children. But Hera hated to see him happy. She enchanted him to go mad for one night. In that night, he killed his wife and sons. Incredibly guilty, Heracles went to his cousin King Eurystheus of Mycenae to do ten tasks for him to redeem himself. The king used the labours to try and kill Heracles, by setting him impossible tasks. He feared the hero would grow too popular and challenge him for the throne. However the king failed. After Heracles redeemed himself, he married again to Deineira.
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 Heracles sent [[Abderus]] to guard the man-eating mares of the Bistonian king [[Diomedes]] , when Heracles discovered that Abderus have been devoured by the mares, he built the city of Abdera in memory of his lover.
 ===Death===
-After his marriage, Deianeira was abducted by [[Nessus|Nessus,]] a centaur. When he lay dying, the centaur offered a vial of poisoned blood, telling Deineira, if Heracles should ever fall in love with another, soak his clothes in it. Heracles fell in love with a maiden, and Deianeira applied the poisoned centaur's blood to [[Shirt of Nessus|a shirt]] . When Heracles put it on, he felt a burning sensation and tried to remove it, but peeled off his own skin and died. He was accepted into heaven and married [[Zeus]] and Hera's daughter [[Hebe]] , goddess of youth. He had two immortal sons, Anicetus and Alexiares.
+After his marriage, Deianeira was abducted by [[Nessus|Nessus,]] a centaur. When he lay dying, the centaur offered a vial of poisoned blood, telling Deineira, if Heracles should ever fall in love with another, soak his clothes in it. Heracles fell in love with a maiden, and Deianeira applied the poisoned centaur's blood to [[Shirt of Nessus|a shirt]] . When Heracles put it on, he felt a burning sensation and tried to remove it, but peeled off his own skin and died. He was accepted into heaven and married [[Zeus]] and Hera's daughter [[Hebe]] , goddess of youth. He had two immortal sons, [[Anicetus ]] and [[Alexiares]].
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-Hydras are stupid! I'm gonna dedicate this page to all the random shit out there that has no place in this world(Eart) until now!
+The Hydra, also known as the Lernean Hydra, was a Greek mythological serpent with nine heads. Each time a head was cut off, two new heads sprouted in its place. One of the Hydra's heads was immortal while the others weren't. This giant serpent possessed poisonous breath in addition to poisonous blood. Its lair was the lake of Lerna in the Argolid. Beneath the lake was an entrance to the [[Underworld]], which the Hydra guarded. The hydra was the offspring of [[Typhon ]] and [[Echidna]]. It was slain by [[Heracles ]] and [[Iolaus]].
-=== Your Mom is sooooo fat! When she walked infront of the TV I missed the whole Twighlight series!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ===
+When [[Hera ]] saw Heracles was winning, she sent a huge [[Carcinos|crab ]] to attack him, which he crushed under his heel. He received a golden sword from [[Athena]], which he used to kill the immortal head. He then hurled a boulder onto the body of the Hydra and dipped his arrows in its poisonous blood, which he used in his later quests. Both the crab and the Hydra were placed in the sky as the contellations [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_(constellation) Cancer ] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydra_(constellation) Hydra] , repsectively.
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+Athena was one of the slut gods. She was once banged into a pothole, then banged back out. #yolo
 Her sacred animal was the Owl. Her symbols included owls and olive trees that originitad from the place where the sun dont shine.
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+== PORN ==
-* [[Minerva]]
+* sex is awesome
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+* bitch
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-*In the 2006 action role-playing video game, [[wikipedia:Kingdom Hearts II|Kingdom Hearts II]], the Disney variation of the Hydra appears as a boss at the Olympus Coliseum. The Hydra was sent by [[Hades|sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt]]. These gay people are so gay i dont like them.  Festroy the main head to kill the Hydra.
+*juST BUY A FUKIN XBOXU WANT TO PLAY GAMES. OH MY F GOD THIS I SO FUKIN BOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRUIIIIIIINGNNGNGNGNGNGNGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNESAEGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNASSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKDDDDDDDIIDCIDCIZSFSZRGGTIU5E6DYXAHcLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSWWEFFUIYH WEIT VGYSEGYWE YWEEEEEEEEEE             UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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+<p style="text-align: center;">CHECK OUT THE HYDRA PAGE FOR THE ORIGINS OF HOW POTATOES WERE FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIING INVENTED. PLUS IF YOU DO YHOUR AWESOME. SEE YTOU THER BITCHES! FUCK YOU GUYS.</p>
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-yo momma
+Titan oma chy a ssd de f g hy u iuopi sas fgsehbdrtgf cim im imm iok,mma  a9o9ois9dfi9defndcugbefgvkdshb;ds[hbdpdproer9preplelwe e ofdnxjcxcduujCDuuuuuuuuSVIDhyf7 qwgvbw90nb kfgmfdswwodkfjnhm,kl;ljhyu
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 ==The History of Potatoes==
-Potatoes originated in Ireland when the french embassador of Poopington arerive and wanted food. At first they couldn't decide what food they wanted, but eventually they founded the potato(69 C.E.). They also couldn't tell what kind of food it was until Sir Vegetable was born. When he visited Ireland in search of a cow wif, he tripped on a potato. He then stood up and announce "This food shall fron this day forward be thy vegetable and thy vegetable shall be mine!" He then traveled back to the North Pole and cuddled up with a few elves. He lived happily ever after.
+Potatoes originated in Gayland where the gaylord of gays decided to be gay and came up with a gay idea. All the people in Gayland who were straight had to become gay things called potatoes.  Potatoes were so straight, that whenever a gay person ate them they turned straight and eventually became potatoes themselves.  That's how potatoes were inventede.  So long you fucking losers! #the laggy ninja (Steam)
-or is it!?!?!             O__o
+WE LOVE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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-In [[Greek mythology]], Empusa was a [[Demigod|demigoddess]] and vampiric demon with a leg of bronze and a hoofed foot of a donkey. She is often associated with other demigoddesses such like [[Lamia]] and [[Mormo]], which, just as Empusa were considered a breed of demons or spectres in later mythology and in other pagan religions.
+In [[Greek mythology]], Empusa was a [[Demigod|demigoddess]] and vampiric demon. it has been proven that she is edward collins great great grandma. with a leg of bronze and a hoofed foot of a donkey. She is often associated with other demigoddesses such like [[Lamia]] and [[Mormo]], which, just as Empusa were considered a breed of demons or spectres in later mythology and in other pagan religions.
-She seduced men in order to feed on their flesh and blood. Her role in myth varies depending the mythology or religion in which Empusa is been used, her rank has gone from been considered a demigoddess, a demon, a breed of demonic creatures or a spectre.
+She seduced men in order to feed on their flesh and blood. she was also a stripper and her name was rainbow she would often take men in the backroom and then eat them while singing rebbecas blacks friday at the top of her lungs. she was proboally the worst creature ever in mythology!
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 ==The History of Potatoes==

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 ===Titanomachy===
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 ==Family==
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−	The '''Hydra''' (also known as the '''Lernaean Hydra''') was a Greek mythological serpent with nine heads. Each time a head was cut off, two new heads sprouted in its place. One of the Hydra's head was immortal while the rest are not. The giant serpent possessed poisonous breath in addition to poisonous blood. Its lair was the lake of Lerna in the Argolid. Beneath the lake's waters was an entrance to the [[Underworld]], which the Hydra guarded. Hydra is the offspring of [[Typhoon]] and [[Echidna]].

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 The '''Hydra''' (also known as the '''Lernaean Hydra''') was a Greek mythological serpent with nine heads. Each time a head was cut off, two new heads sprouted in its place. One of the Hydra's head was immortal while the rest are not. The giant serpent possessed poisonous breath in addition to poisonous blood. Its lair was the lake of Lerna in the Argolid. Beneath the lake's waters was an entrance to the [[Underworld]], which the Hydra guarded. Hydra is the offspring of [[Typhoon]] and [[Echidna]].
-== The Labor of Justin Beiber ==
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-POTATOES ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 == Myth ==
 ===Birth and Infancy===
-The then-current Titan of the sky, Cronus, and the Titaness Rhea gave birth to six children: [[Hestia]], [[Hades]], [[Demeter]], [[Poseidon]], [[Hera]], and Zeus. Cronus heard a prophecy that one of his children will overthrow him. To prevent this, he swallowed five of his children. Zeus was not swallowed due to him not being born yet. Rhea devised a plan with [[Gaia]] to protect and save Zeus. She gave birth to him in a cave on [[Mount Ida]] in [[Crete]] and handed Cronus a decoy, which was a stone wrapped in clothe, which Cronus swallowed. In varying versions, Zeus is raised by Gaia, a goat named [[Amalthea]], a nymph named [[Adamanthea]], a nymph named [[Cynosura]], [[Melissa]], or by a shepherd family.
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 ===Titanomachy===
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 ===Immortal Offspring===
 With [[Hera]]
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-*[[Eris]]
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-*[[Eileithyia|Eilythia]]
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-*[[Hebe]]
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 With[[ Leto]]
 *[[Apollo]]

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 '''Athena''' (or '''Athene''') is the [[Greek mythology|Greek]] goddess of wisdom, strategic warfare, and art. She is the daughter of [[Zeus]] and his first mistress, [[Metis]], and was his eldest and favorite daughter. She favored and helped many mythical heroes, such as [[Perseus]], [[Achilles]], [[Odysseus]] and [[Jason]], and was the patron goddess of [[Athens]]. Athena was a virgin goddess without a consort.
-Her sacred animal was the Owl. Her symbols included owls and olive trees. Athena's main weapon was her shield, the [[Aegis]], given to her by its former owner Zeus. Athena had [[Medusa]]'s head mounted on Aegis after Perseus used it to kill Medusa.
+Her sacred animal was the Owl. Her symbols included owls and olive trees that originitad from the place where the sun dont shine.
-Because of this unusual conception, Zeus had always favored Athena as his favorite child. He trusted her with his own thunderbolts, his buckler, and the Aegis shield.<ref>(Hamilton 1998, p. 30)</ref>
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-Athena's tapestry had four corners that were decorated with miniature scenes showing the terrible fate of arrogant women who were disrespectful to the gods. With these, Athena hoped to warn the maiden about what she could expect from her pride and presumption. Arachne's tapestry was decorated with miniature scenes as well, but she had done so to ridicule the immortal gods. They illustrated the many love affairs of Zeus, as well as the many romantic exploits of Poseidon, [[Apollo]], and [[Dionysus]].
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 == See Also ==
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 == External Links ==
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 == References ==
 * [[Edith Hamilton|Hamilton, Edith]] (1998), ''[http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0316341517/qid=1148936056/sr=11-1/ref=sr_11_1/102-8417370-7640118?s=books&v=glance&n=283155 Mythology]'', Back Bay Books, New York, ISBN 0-316-34151-7
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 [[Category:Greek goddesses]]
 [[Category:Twelve Olmypians]]